How to Drive My Wife Insane
Fact: DaddyMan is a musician.
Fact: DaddyMan was in the drumline.
Fact: DaddyMan has drumline cadences on his MP3 player.
Fact: Phrases such as oomgakbombigidigacklaktakphomigidamac makes perfect sense to DaddyMan.
Fact: DaddyMan taps on everything once higher brain function start to cease. Commercials, cooking shows where I'm doing more watching that eating, waiting for mac n cheese noodles to boil...all fall victim to the tapping.
Fact: The tapping occasionally gets Teal and Purple to stop fussing. This pleases DaddyMan.
Fact: DaddyMan often taps on his chest.
Fact: When shown the webpage, Pink said, and I quote, "Have you lost all will to live?!"
Warning, the video does have some violent stuffed teddybear action. If you love your teddybears, you may not want to watch this.
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