Friday, June 26, 2009

*In Orcish Grunt* Jobs Done!

Wake up early and go get gas in the van for the Mrs....check.
Pick up donuts on the way...check
Finish loading the dishwasher and get it going...check.
Get the kids fed...with a nibble of donuts...check.
Get a kiss for bringing the Mrs an apple fritter...check.
Put away a high chair that hasn't been used in over 6 months...check.
Throw away a vacuum that hasn't been used in 4 years...check.
Clean out the filters of the current vaccum...check.
Repair a transformer...check.
Coffee...*consumes mass quantities*

Now it's time to play with the kids. Or referee, depending on their temprement today. :)

Monday, June 8, 2009

...And Nothing But the Truth

A recent conversation with my son:
 
"Um Dad?"
 
"Yeah Jonathan?"
 
"I uh...," he says shyly, "I saw some of my favorite baby blankets in my sisters room and I wanted to know if I could have them back."
 
I chuckle.  "Let me get this straight bud.  You want baby blankets?"
 
He nods eagerly.
 
"Why?"
 
"Because they're my favorite."
 
I think quick, and come up with an option where everyone wins and I'll get a chuckle.
 
"Don't you have your favorite baby blanket on your bed anyway?"  (It's actually his Winnie the Pooh comforter that was his crib set...it clashes his Lightening McQueen set now, but why bother?"
 
"Ummm yeah."
 
"And did you know those baby blankets aren't for your sisters?"
 
I chuckle at his screwed up surprised face...gets it straight from his mother.  "They're not?"
 
"Nope, they're for Mom."
 
"Why does Mom need baby blankets Dad?" he asks, chuckling.
 
"She doesn't need them now, but she'll need them when you're older."
 
"Why?"
 
"Because she'll want little reminders that she can hold in her hands to remind her that you were once a little baby who puked on her all the time!"
 
The infectious laughter begins, "No!!!  That's not why!!!"
 
"Actually dude, it is.  She wants to keep them to remind her that in the future when you're taller than either one of us, she wants those little reminders that you were once her little baby.  You okay with that?"
 
"Yeah."
 
"You ready for bed now?"
 
"Yup."
 
"All right, I love you, see you in the morning."
 
"And um Dad?"
 
"Yeah bud?"
 
"Should I go ahead and put them back?"
 
I bust up with a deep belly laugh.  Then quickly stifle it because the girls just went to bed too,  "Yeah buddy, in the morning, go ahead and put them back."
 
"Love you Dad."
 
"Good night man, love you too.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Paternity Leave

I took 4 weeks when my son was born, and I took 4 more when my girls were born. I'm all for taking leave when the new tots come to town. They're only born once, and you've got to start the corruption early. ;)

Monday, April 6, 2009

Computer Nerdage is Good Hobby to Have

So, my brother gets me World of Warcraft with his tax refund.  He's been wanting to get me on it for years, but I didn't have a computer beefy enough.

Just before the twins were born, I bought a video card so I could be more up to date.  So the PC was good, but the time to play didn't exist.  I told him no, no no.  Sleep is more important than video games.  But the seed was there and he knew I could run it.

So once he got it for me, and because I love my wife and want to see her, I bought it for her.  As we were installing it, she didn't have enough RAM on her computer to make it go.

So this weekend I cracked open both cases, did the math, and bought her a gig of ram.  I kept it in the car on Sunday while I was working so she didn't have a chance to get ahead of me too much.  We ate dinner, watched a couple Star Wars Clone Wars episodes with the kids I installed it and got through more updates than I'd care to download, but we worked together and got our characters going.

All work and no play can make parents dull parents.

So we've got characters we use when we're together, and we're going to make characters we can play when we're solo.

But first...I'm going to go tackle the shower.  *grabs an old toothbrush and goes to town*



--
--Chris

Saturday, April 4, 2009

It's Been A LONG Time

Let's see, it's been close to a month from my last post. Since then

  • My wife was in and out of the hospital three times for close to two weeks
  • Got to call 911 on one occasion
  • My son got to flag down the Fire Truck
  • My son tried to watch Transformers as 8+ emergency staff were in my living room taking care of my wife. He has excellent 'bob and weave' technique
  • My MIL was in town for two weeks to help take care of the wife and kids
  • I spent most of the hospital weeks with my wife, sleeping there all but 3 times
  • Changed a tire in the hospital parking lot
  • Got new tires for the van
  • Paid my Dad off with a case of Monster energy drink from Costco as thanks for being on call and watching the kids while I with my wife (he a closet addict)
  • Missed roughly 10 hours of work (part time work helps out here)
  • My son lost his first tooth
  • I quickly learned the way of the ninja with the previous bullet point
  • My daughters start saying coherent words and phrases
  • I realize I don't like how flirtatious Purple says "Hi"
  • I still continue to think and dwell too much
So it's been around here, and I'm just now getting back into the routine of things.

And then my brother had to buy me World of Warcraft as a gift.

So I had to get it for my wife.

And we laughed at the 2.7 gig update.

Now I need to go find my rabbit ears. That's right around the corner.

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