Sunday, January 27, 2008

Pink Failed the Second Date Rule

Man Law on Date #1: You always open the door for the date. Failure to do so requires groveling on the ground for a second date. After the date is in the car, you go around and let yourself in.

Second Date Rule: If the night went well, and after you let her in the car, the date should ensure that your door is unlocked, and from here on after.

After our trip to the Blue Koi last weekend, Pink failed the Second Date Rule.

"Well, why didn't you just use the clicker?"

"Because it's on your keychain, honey."



1 highly regarded thoughts:

We have a similar rule. But it applies to whoever is in the passenger seat, after having their door opened by the driver. We call it 'the bitch test', though.

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